2006 Seatle Kotei

2006-04-10T02:19:32Z

Well I guess its time to report on this as I spent time at the Kotei all day yesterday (left at 8:30 am, got home 1:30 am)

Well I took 83 out of 90, YES I GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME

so lets break it down by what I did

Round 1
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Scorpion Clan (Political Dishonor Build)

Well started out normaly, I got a half decent draw
the Turning point came when he when I dropped 2 political outcasts 2 turns in a row to lock his actions down (bowing 1 of his courtiers to do it ROFL)
I eventually build enough force that he couldnt lock me down and I just walked over and smased his procinces

Round 2
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Unicorn Clan (Full Metal Jacket - Jeremy Oaks, from the same group of players I am in)

Game almost went to time, he won military against me, I also learned about 2 cards I just added to my deck within the last 2 weeks, but I gave him a good fight
(Note, his brother just won the Settle Kotei with a similar Unicorn Deck)

Round 3
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Pheonix Clan (Dragon Buld)

Not much to say here, I met Water Dragon Experienced 2, I killed it, and about 5 or 6 other Dragons in 1 battle, they buy 3 Kanjiros and have a few other 2 force People in play and Sezaru)
MISTAKE TIME
I was down to 2 Provinces they were at 3
I commit all my force to taking all 3 of their provinces (seemed sound at the time)
I take the first Province with no problem
2nd province they drop fields of foolish pride (all human personalities and followers are at -1F) I miss taking the province by 1 FRACKING Force
3rd Province they drop 2 Outer Walls (Raising their province strength by 6) I miss taking THIS Province also by 1 FRACKING Force
he committed his forces, and took my last 2 provinces as I had no defense

Round 4
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Pheonix Clan (Dragon Buld)

Plain and simple, gold screwed, this match was against another 1 of the the Play Group, and it was good to see he was handling his deck better, he won

Round 5
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Unicorn Clan (Full Metal Jacket)

To say I was ass raped would be an UNDERSTATEMENT
2nd Turn my opponent brought out Lotomu, 6 Force cavalry personality that gets bigger with each region in play
3rd turn, no regions yet (This was amazing), he drops Arrival of the Obsideon Champion on Lotomu, Permanently making him 10 Force, and proceded to walk arrouind my only defender at the time and take provinces
like I said I wasnt just Ass Raped.... nope, he and his horse not ONLY ass raped me at the same time (talking double penetration here) but then he rode that horse up into my gaping bloody asshole and proceded to dance the disco in my lower colin
Game was over in under 10 minutes

Round 6
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Scorpion Clan (Political Dishoner Buld)

This 1 went along the lines of the first match, military victory after abusing him with Political Outcast

Round 7
Me: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
Opponent: Crab Clan (Follower Build)
MIRROR MATCH

I got Gold Screwed and lost, still killed a good ammount of his people

All in all I still had fun, most my matches went to time or close to time, and there was lots of death from my corruptness
my 2 victories against Scorpion were nice
1 of my friends (playing Scorpion) went against 4 Scoprions and won all 4, so between my corrupt and his tainted deck, we carved a nice bloody path through them
in the end my corruption was smacked down by the Pure Crab who still fight against and do not embrace the Shadowlands *hides his oni horns*

Also a Crab Player won 2 of his Matches by hitting 40 Honor

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